More Things that Annoy Me (sick and out of it)

1.Crappy Stationary.
i)Sandy ass paper that make your writing all leady(yes i know that's not a word, but i'm sure you all know what I mean).
ii)Shitty ass lead that either breaks with the slightest pressure or they're so thick and it makes your writing all smudged and shit. (this might be the first time i can say that "all smudged and shit" is a better adjective...fail =D)
iii)Erasers that don't erase properly. You either end up smudging your paper or trying extra hard to erase and lo and behold, you've ripped your paper. Also, those erasers that claim they erase pen. Have you manufacturers actually tried it? No, they don't erase pen. Unless you count denting your paper and leaving a hole where the ink use to be erasing.
iv)Lead pencils that fall apart. The pencil clip breaks within the first few days. The grip begins to deteriorate at an abnormal pace. The lead pencil stops dispensing lead.
v)rulers that aren't accurate. OKay these things are a goddamn piece of metal/wood/plastic. The only thing separating this from a goddamn piece of metal/wood/plastic is the little tiny markings on it, which you would expect to be accurate. And yet, many rulers in the world have uneven divisions. How does that happen? The one little thing you have to do, you fuck up on.
I'm not a perfectionist. I just don't enjoy shit.
2.Magicians and Comedians who claim that for sure this "is not staged or set up and 100% real" or that they "did not make this shit up and it actually happened". Honestly? HONESTLY!?!? It totally crushes one's faith in humanity...=(
3.Spoof movies. Well it isn't so much annoying as i just don't care. I would hardly call piecing together a bunch of random scenes with quaint references a movie. And I swear. Half the audience who goes to see those movies goes for the obligatory hot girl they place in there; ie, male teens whose balls just dropped and haven't discovered any good porn sites yet.
4.Walking around your house for like five minutes and then realizing the thing you're looking for was in the place that you first started.
5.Going to do something, and end up getting distracted and forgetting what you originally planned. Oh wait that's procrastination.
6.Cordless phones. Why do these not have a keypad lock or something that prevents you from accidentally hanging up on someone on account of the fact that you're putting the goddamn phone on your shoulder.
7. Sales people in stores. It's like sharks smelling blood. The moment you walk in, they come up to you and stalk you down. Even when you've politely told them that you don't need any help, they stand there mindlessly as if you're too incompetent to ask when you do need assistance. I said i didn't need help, not, "wait there like a fucking manakin and stare creepily at me for an hour."
8.Electronics that shut down because you have "low battery". What use is that? No, see you shut down when you have no battery. That's like, if you were starving and you only had 20 dollars left and you say "oh i'm not going to eat because i have only a little bit money left". But who am i to tell how an electronic should act.

"Who the hell looked at a pineapple and thought it was a good idea to eat it" -Cyanide & Happiness, 01.28.2009

Man my writing skills have really gone to pieces. Must, Write, More.