STRESS FREE =D
Well, until Ap exams. Then i'm dead. I got pwned by physics today...didn't bother reading what the test was on. whoops.

Girls and their lyric messages. They think they're so cool....well
(8)I fuucked a Mermaid! So confusing, I mean you try to make fun of it and then they're like "oh it's from a song" and you end up feeling like a retard.

This morning I was trying to eat this slice of orange but I kept missing and then twice orange juice almost hit me in the eye. It was fail. Oh well at least (8)I have a nautica theme pashmena afghan!

This is weird, I have no homework, and I feel empty.

Yesterday I experienced one of the most uncomfortable pees ever. I was surrounded on all sides in the urinal. It was SO FUCKING AWKWARD. Females don't experience this unlucky event.... I cringe whenever i think about it. *shrivels* It would be the equivalent of...okay well imagine pulling out your vagina while being next to two girls who also pull out their vaginas. Exactly.
Actually, that's kinda hot. ;)

Why does dammit not have an N in it?

What the hell am I talking about??

I JIZZ IN MY PANTS (8)

Metal smells really bad; such as paper clips. Gross. \

I open a window and I...you know =)

These videos are so awesome that i'm willing to sacrifice the neatness of my blog to display them:

YES one more follower. At this rate i'll be famous in no time =D

Okay quick update before i go cry myself to sleep...
It's the end of the term, and for the second time in less than a month I am plagued by insane amounts of work. That's right...INSANE. Everyday I go home and i study/hwk, leaving maybe an hour to eat and other random stuff. And yet i am still not accomplished anything. *sigh* Oh well.

I got some very strange looks today. One was from my socials teacher, when he asked me what class i had then. I told him: Dance. His response: Dance??!

The other time was today in lit class (Oh no i'm revealing so much information...i hope i do'nt get stalked), and i had to go washroom. We have a hall pass...and it's a pink plastic flamingo. So i dragged that thing in to the washroom, and saw two other guys there, and they just looked at me like i was fucking out of my mind. Probably just jealous because my man package is so abnormally big. =D I feel like i shouldn't be on the copmuter right now......cuz i really don't deserve this break. Homework.....away!

IT'S BEEN A WHILE!
currently swamped by homework....mainly chem. What a Horrible course. For some odd reason this chapter is especially hard for me...which is pretty retarded considering it's actually really easy. Does that make sense? It should.

I was recently introduced to a snack called Corntos. They are fucking delicious. But what really got me was the amazing product description on the back:

"Once you've tasted Corntos, there's no going back. It reveals a new pleasure you never would've thought possible. Call it excitement. Call it sheer thrill. Call it anything you want. Corntos opens you to a new world of flavours. It's an experience that you'll want to enjoy over and over again. Corntos. Try it, you'll see the light."

And it keeps it's word. It gave me a mouth orgasm.

moving on....really don't feel like going back to studying. Ah, and the AP exam coming up soon- the fun just doesn't stop.

That's fantastic. It's nice when you're proud of something, but it turns out to be shit.

Getting brain-raped by chemistry. Trying to learn one chapter in 4 hours is not a good idea.

But on the bright side, here's something we've all been looking forward to (btw you can watch a HD version if you click it):