STRESS FREE =D
Well, until Ap exams. Then i'm dead. I got pwned by physics today...didn't bother reading what the test was on. whoops.

Girls and their lyric messages. They think they're so cool....well
(8)I fuucked a Mermaid! So confusing, I mean you try to make fun of it and then they're like "oh it's from a song" and you end up feeling like a retard.

This morning I was trying to eat this slice of orange but I kept missing and then twice orange juice almost hit me in the eye. It was fail. Oh well at least (8)I have a nautica theme pashmena afghan!

This is weird, I have no homework, and I feel empty.

Yesterday I experienced one of the most uncomfortable pees ever. I was surrounded on all sides in the urinal. It was SO FUCKING AWKWARD. Females don't experience this unlucky event.... I cringe whenever i think about it. *shrivels* It would be the equivalent of...okay well imagine pulling out your vagina while being next to two girls who also pull out their vaginas. Exactly.
Actually, that's kinda hot. ;)

Why does dammit not have an N in it?

What the hell am I talking about??

I JIZZ IN MY PANTS (8)

Metal smells really bad; such as paper clips. Gross. \

I open a window and I...you know =)